75. Jezebel let the dogs out (Clog the Yard)

This episoDe brought to you by shredded cheddar poured straight from the bag, directly into your open mouth! And also, God! Today Janey will give us the rundown on one of the Old Testament's most powerful prophets, Elijah, and Max will tell us how much cheese is too much cheese. We hope you enjoy!

Janey’s Sources - The Prophet Elijah

• “Jezebel was a Killer and Prostitute, but she had her good side” by Michael Satchell for USNews.com 
• 1 Kings 18:16-39 , 2 Kings 1: 1-18 , 2 Kings 2: 2-25  
• Ahab’s story on gotquestions.org) 
• Sacred Prostitution in Wikipedia 
• “Sacred Prostitution: An ancient tradition based on respect for the woman.”  

Max’s Sources - The Boy Who Wanted More Cheese 

• “The World Treasury of Fairy Tales & Folklore: A Family Heirloom of Stories to Inspire & Entertain” by Rose Williamson, Joanna Gilar, and William Gray 
• Full free text of "The Boy Who Wanted More Cheese"  

Thank you to Keith, who has made our year so amazing and terrifying that we're legitimately afraid of what will happen if you ever leave us. Maybe the world will end? Maybe we'll get split ends? Keith, we think you're a bioten out of ten, please don't leave us with dull, lifeless hair.