140. First of all, Dalé (seals are scary)

This week, Max is going to tell us a story that can hopefully serve as a reminder that JUST because he's from Florida and wears a gold suit does NOT mean you should marry him. (Run. You're welcome.) And also Janey is going to tell us a story about a seal that only makes her blood run a little cold. Otherwise, it's pretty heartwarming. Enjoy!

 
Janey's Sources - Silkie’s Farewell

• “Tales of the Seal People, Scottish Folk Tales” by Duncan Williamson  

Max's Sources - The Man in Gold

• “Spooky South” by S.E. Schlosser